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If so, it might be time to remind yourself that your life is not meant to simply satisfy the expectations of others. Living to please yourself and doing what makes you genuinely happy will give you a greater sense of fulfillment than working hard just to make other people smile.  Buy the mug, r\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eead it and reread it. You are not on this earth to please others. You are here to live, love, enjoy, be happy, and thrive. That is it. Do you, for you. 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