{"product_id":"you-are-not-alive-to-please-any-of-these-motherfuckers-long-sleeve-tee","title":"You Are Not Alive to Please Any of These Motherfuckers - Long Sleeve Tee","description":"\u003ch4 style=\"margin: 0px 0px 1em; line-height: 1.4; color: #212b36; font-size: 14px; font-family: -apple-system, system-ui, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif, 'Segoe UI Emoji', 'Segoe UI Symbol', Symbola, EmojiSymbols;\"\u003eRead it and read it again. You are not on this earth to please others. You are here to live, to love, to enjoy, to be happy, and to thrive. That is it. Do you, for you. Stop worrying about pleasing others, you are not here to live for them.  \u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 1em; line-height: 1.4; font-style: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: normal; orphans: 2; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #212b36; font-family: -apple-system, system-ui, 'San Francisco', Roboto, 'Segoe UI', 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif, 'Segoe UI Emoji', 'Segoe UI Symbol', Symbola, EmojiSymbols; font-size: 14px;\"\u003eThis item is printed on order and may ship separately from the rest of your order. Turnaround time due to Covd19 can be anywhere from 5-10 business days before shipping. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #212b36; font-family: -apple-system, system-ui, 'San Francisco', Roboto, 'Segoe UI', 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif, 'Segoe UI Emoji', 'Segoe UI Symbol', Symbola, EmojiSymbols; font-size: 14px;\"\u003eOnce the item begins production with the printer (usually within a few hours), we are unable to cancel the order.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #212b36; font-family: -apple-system, system-ui, 'San Francisco', Roboto, 'Segoe UI', 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif, 'Segoe UI Emoji', 'Segoe UI Symbol', Symbola, EmojiSymbols; font-size: 14px;\"\u003e All sales final.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #212b36; font-family: -apple-system, system-ui, 'San Francisco', Roboto, 'Segoe UI', 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif, 'Segoe UI Emoji', 'Segoe UI Symbol', Symbola, EmojiSymbols; font-size: 14px;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"color: #212b36; font-family: -apple-system, system-ui, 'San Francisco', Roboto, 'Segoe UI', 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif, 'Segoe UI Emoji', 'Segoe UI Symbol', Symbola, EmojiSymbols; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: normal; orphans: 2; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial;\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000; font-family: -apple-system, system-ui, 'Segoe UI', Roboto, Oxygen, Ubuntu, Cantarell, 'Open Sans', 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif, 'Segoe UI Emoji', 'Segoe UI Symbol', Symbola, EmojiSymbols; font-size: medium;\"\u003e100% airlume combed and ringspun cotton\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000; font-family: -apple-system, system-ui, 'Segoe UI', Roboto, Oxygen, Ubuntu, Cantarell, 'Open Sans', 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif, 'Segoe UI Emoji', 'Segoe UI Symbol', Symbola, EmojiSymbols; font-size: medium;\"\u003eTear away label\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000; font-family: -apple-system, system-ui, 'Segoe UI', Roboto, Oxygen, Ubuntu, Cantarell, 'Open Sans', 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif, 'Segoe UI Emoji', 'Segoe UI Symbol', Symbola, EmojiSymbols; font-size: medium;\"\u003eRuns true to size\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"color: #212b36; font-family: -apple-system, system-ui, 'San Francisco', Roboto, 'Segoe UI', 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif, 'Segoe UI Emoji', 'Segoe UI Symbol', Symbola, EmojiSymbols; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: normal; orphans: 2; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial;\"\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"color: #212b36; font-family: -apple-system, system-ui, 'San Francisco', Roboto, 'Segoe UI', 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif, 'Segoe UI Emoji', 'Segoe UI Symbol', Symbola, EmojiSymbols; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: normal; orphans: 2; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"colour\" style=\"color: #212b36;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"font\" style=\"font-family: -apple-system, system-ui, 'San Francisco', Roboto, 'Segoe UI', 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif, 'Segoe UI Emoji', 'Segoe UI Symbol', Symbola, EmojiSymbols;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"size\" style=\"font-size: 14px;\"\u003eThis item is © Copyright and owned by Metal Marvels, LLC. 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