{"product_id":"youre-not-a-patriot-youre-a-cunt-unisex-crewneck-sweatshirt-back","title":"You're Not a Patriot, You're a Cunt - Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt (back)","description":"\u003ch4 style=\"margin: 0px 0px 1em; line-height: 1.4; color: #212b36; font-family: -apple-system, system-ui, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif, 'Segoe UI Emoji', 'Segoe UI Symbol', Symbola, EmojiSymbols; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; letter-spacing: normal; orphans: 2; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial;\"\u003e\u003c!-- x-tinymce\/html --\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ch4 style=\"margin: 0px 0px 1em; line-height: 1.4; color: #212b36; font-family: -apple-system, system-ui, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif, 'Segoe UI Emoji', 'Segoe UI Symbol', Symbola, EmojiSymbols; font-size: 14px;\"\u003eI'm sick and tired of people thinking they're on the right side of history in this. If your political affiliation, or president, makes you think it's ok to hate people outright because they're different, because you don't fucking agree, because you don't understand, you're in a fucking cult. I'd take all my fellow queers, all the immigrants, all the people of color, to the maga republicans any day. GTFO. You're a cunt, not a patriot.\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 1em; line-height: 1.4; font-style: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: normal; orphans: 2; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #212b36; font-family: -apple-system, system-ui, 'San Francisco', Roboto, 'Segoe UI', 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif, 'Segoe UI Emoji', 'Segoe UI Symbol', Symbola, EmojiSymbols; font-size: 14px;\"\u003eThis item is printed on order and may ship separately from the rest of your order. Turnaround time can be anywhere from 5-10 business days before shipping. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #212b36; font-family: -apple-system, system-ui, 'San Francisco', Roboto, 'Segoe UI', 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif, 'Segoe UI Emoji', 'Segoe UI Symbol', Symbola, EmojiSymbols; font-size: 14px;\"\u003eOnce the item begins production with the printer (usually within a few hours), we are unable to cancel the order.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #212b36; font-family: -apple-system, system-ui, 'San Francisco', Roboto, 'Segoe UI', 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif, 'Segoe UI Emoji', 'Segoe UI Symbol', Symbola, EmojiSymbols; font-size: 14px;\"\u003e All sales final.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #212b36; font-family: -apple-system, system-ui, 'San Francisco', Roboto, 'Segoe UI', 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif, 'Segoe UI Emoji', 'Segoe UI Symbol', Symbola, EmojiSymbols; font-size: 14px;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"color: #212b36; font-family: -apple-system, system-ui, 'San Francisco', Roboto, 'Segoe UI', 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif, 'Segoe UI Emoji', 'Segoe UI Symbol', Symbola, EmojiSymbols; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: normal; orphans: 2; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial;\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000; font-family: -apple-system, system-ui, 'Segoe UI', Roboto, Oxygen, Ubuntu, Cantarell, 'Open Sans', 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: medium;\"\u003e50% Cotton 50% Polyester\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000; font-family: -apple-system, system-ui, 'Segoe UI', Roboto, Oxygen, Ubuntu, Cantarell, 'Open Sans', 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: medium;\"\u003eLoose fit\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000; font-family: -apple-system, system-ui, 'Segoe UI', Roboto, Oxygen, Ubuntu, Cantarell, 'Open Sans', 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: medium;\"\u003eSewn in label\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"color: #212b36; font-family: -apple-system, system-ui, 'San Francisco', Roboto, 'Segoe UI', 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif, 'Segoe UI Emoji', 'Segoe UI Symbol', Symbola, EmojiSymbols; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: normal; orphans: 2; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial;\"\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"color: #212b36; font-family: -apple-system, system-ui, 'San Francisco', Roboto, 'Segoe UI', 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif, 'Segoe UI Emoji', 'Segoe UI Symbol', Symbola, EmojiSymbols; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: normal; orphans: 2; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"colour\" style=\"color: #212b36;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"font\" style=\"font-family: -apple-system, system-ui, 'San Francisco', Roboto, 'Segoe UI', 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif, 'Segoe UI Emoji', 'Segoe UI Symbol', Symbola, EmojiSymbols;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"size\" style=\"font-size: 14px;\"\u003eThis item is © Copyright and owned by Babe Co. 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